Hazoor (S.A.W) say MUHABBAT Poetry by Noor Akhter

Meem say Muhabbat

Hazoor SAW say muhabbat Poetry

Ik din nam e Muhammad (S.A.W) pay ghor kiya hum nay

Meem se muhabbat to ism e Muhammad (S.A.W) ko bhi meem say paya hum nay

Is Muhabbat ki ibtida to khud Khuda nay ki

Jab nam e Muhammad (S.A.W) may khuda ko khoya paya hum nay

day kay Musalmano ko umati ka laqab

Makhloq say muhabbat karnay ka bhana dhonda khuda nay

Khuda nay kar kay muhabbat Muhammad (S.A.W) say

muhabbat k asloob btaey hmainNabi SAW say muhabbat

Or Muhamad (S.A.W) nay baha kay joton main khoon

Muhabbat karnay k aadab sikhaey hmain

Nabi SAW kay char yaar muhabbat ka hi aala nishan hain

Kiun bhoolain Bilal e Habshi ko hum

Muhabbat main un ka bhi aala maqam

Din nahin aata jab tak na dain aazan

Yay nadan log kiun hawas ko muhabbat ka naam daitay hain

Khuda karay aey Noor e Akhter muhabbat main wo maqam aey

Nadanon ko sikhanay kay lye muhabbat khuda khud saray aam aey

Khana Kaaba, Safa o Marwa, Aab e Zam Zam, Roza Rasool SAW

Aey hawas parasto dekho yay hain muhabbat kay Aaala maqaam

Isi muhabbat ki khatir to ae Noor e Akhter 

Karbla main sabhi shahadat ka jam petay hain

Sachi or Pakeeza muhabbat ko khuda pasand farmata hay

Khud bhi muhabbat karta hay or makhloq say bhi kartwata hay

Or ye muhabbat ka hi aizaz hay Noor e akhter 

Kay makhloq to khuda ko sajda karti hay

or khuda muhabbat main kaaba ko jhuka kar Nabi SAW ki tazeem karwata hay

 

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BALD VS HAIRED MAN…..

“مجھے میرے بالوں کی قسم میں آج کے بعد کبھی کنگھی نہیں کرؤں گا”

ہاہاہاہاہاہاہا!!!!!دوست دو دفا دوبارہ بول۔۔۔۔۔تو نے کتنے بالوں کی قسم کھائی ہے

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DHUND K US PAR

  دھند کے اُس پار

Dhund kay us paar

Kaya Kaya haseen soorty thein

Kay dil har waqt tha dekhnay ko beqarar

Chaly jo ajal key garam hawa Noor-e-Akhtar

Wo sab soortain kho gaein dhund kay us paar

Zamany key ajab rawishein ho gaein

Wafa to wafa kay daman may hey so gae

Mera to sab mera rahy jo cheez tere ha wo bhy mere ho gae

Fikar to siraf aj ky ha kis nay socha kal kaya ho ga dhund kay us paar

Maar do cheen kay kha lo sab kuch

Kar lo bas ik dony dony do dony char

 

Kae salon par muheet ha wo aik din Noor-e-Akhtar

Kaya dey paein gay in chand salon ka hisab dhund kay us paar…


 


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Funny Poetry for Husband – Nirala Khat

 

Murghi pasand aa gai hay mujh ko

paisa bhaijna hay tujh ko

intain mngwa  li hain main nay 

murghi ka drba bnwana hay tujh ko 

murghi nay jo anda dia tujh ko 

tull k khana hay mujh ko

ho jae agr bukhar mujh ko

to dwai lana hai tujh ko

ho jae agr tera dam pukht 

to ameen kehna hay mujh ko

bss or kya likhun sari kheriyat hay mujh ko

slamtu to sari mujh ko bus majbori ka salam hay tujh ko

 

                              ANOKHA KHAT

Poet: Noor Akhtar

Warning: All of the poems on this website are copyrights of Miss Noor Akhatr. Any kind of reposting or use without permission is not allowed.

Funny Poetry on Dieting by Noor Akhter


Funny Peotry on Dieting

   ♥Dieting Wish Of Every Girl ♥

       “Khuda Kary is saal kuch aisa ho jae.

          Khaun peun sab  kuch or wazan 30K.g  kam hojae”


 

New Year Shayari- New Year Poetry in Urdu 2020

Sal e No


New Year Poetry in Urdu 2019            

  Guzishta sal ko glay say lgaya tha hum nay

mit jaen gi sb dorian ranj o kulfat

ya khayal dil main basaya tha hum nay

kiya hua jo itni maaun kay lal kha liye tu nay

kabhi Rohingya o Kashmir o Flastien rula diya tu nay

kiya kiya soratain thin khak main mila diya tu nay

Aarzo hay ab kay bras phool khilen gay taza

or ab na uthay ga kisi bay gunah ka janaza

Ae sal e no tujh say aas hay hmain

new year shayari

Teri muhabbat ki nazar ki piyas hay hmain

Kiya phool dil kay khilen gay

Bay sharun ko sharay milain gay

Umeed hay to sirf guzar hi nahi jae ga

Sab say wafa nibhaey ga

dor e hazir k hukmran jo na kar skay tu wo kar kay dikhae ga

ab kay baras sadaqat kay drechay khulain gay

chlakti hui hur aankh tarapta hua har dil Noor Akhter

chain pa jaen sb dua hay hmari

Tootay huay sehmay huay dil main phir yay aas lagai hum nay



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Shikwa-e-Hayat

 

                             

  

 

Shikwa e Hayat

bs ae umr e rafta ab arzu e hayat nahi hmain

ary ab zara tham ja thehar ja ab kam kar tamam apna

har aik ki bay rukhi o bay aitnai sahty rahy hum

shayad pasand aa jaye sab ko mera muhabat ka payam

zandgi kiya harees hy  ya gharz hy zindgi ka nam

k chal diye sab jhar ky daman apna lo miyan apna khtam howa kam tamam

agar pasand nahi thay ham tumhy to k kiun nibhaya ae zindgi

ham aen dunya me ya manshah thi kisi or ki phir kiun jatati hy ahsan

mushkilainn bohat hy par bar e degar Noor e Akhter   hum uthatay phirty hy sansun ka ahsan

kun k manshah e Khuda  mai dakhal denay walun ka na ye jahan na wo jahan

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HWA KE BETI

                  

 

  Hawa Ki Beti

 

Kia hay ye hawa ki beti

Dekho kesi hans kay kantun pay leti

pidar nay na sajan nay kabhi apnaya isko

Kaha madir nay kay agla ghar hay tera beti

par whan bhi dekha dehliz kay bahir hay beti

Sajan nay kamyabi ka Zeena banaya isko

pohncha jo bulandiyon par harf e teen ka nezah dekhaya isko

Ab kiya karay Hawa ki Beti 

Nangay sir hay Hawa ki Beti

Haq nay beti ko kiun bnaya Noor e Akhter 

Bhar kay dukhun gi aag senay main

Jannat ka label bhi lgaya is par

Kiya hay ye hawa ki beti

Dekho kesay Hans kay kantun pay leti

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Simran and Raj funny Poetry by Noor Akhter

    سمرن

بولی وہ طبیب سے یوں کے کئ دنوں سے مطلع ابر آلود

شور ہے اک بے ہنگم اور کچھ نہی کھایا میں نے

بس کھایئ ہے اپنی متنجن اس کے بعد دانتوں پے بھی کیا تھا منجن

دے کر  اس نے بے اثر سی  پہنکی کہااس نے مجھے

“کھا لینا اِک اٹھنےسے  پہلے اِک سونے کے بعد”

اب نکالو میری دو ہزار رُوپلی

اتنے پیسے کیا قیامت ہے؟

فکر نہ کروُ سمرن چہرا ہو جائے گا روشن

کیونکہ  نام تو میرا بھی ہے کلبھوشن

جاجی لے اپنی زندگی سمرن!!!!!!!!!!!!

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